J Edgar Hoover FBI Building

It was 1:06 PM when Agent Dana Sulky entered Fox Moldhair's dimly lit office. Torn newspaper clippings of unexplained phenomenon and amateur photos of unidentified flying objects covered the walls. Mouldhair was examining a website and furiously scribbling on his notepad.

"I got your message Moldhair. What's up?" asked Sulky.

Before he could reply, Moldhair's train of thought was captivated by his repressed desire for his partner. He began imagining the red haired woman in front of him rubbing lotion on her skin after a hot bath and… (err wait... That was Red Shoe Diaries. Wrong Duchovny show.)

"I just met with our favorite watchdog trio. They're investigating reports of an eBay PowerSeller conspiracy. I think they've stumbled across something big, Sulky. The whole system is a lie. Ebay sellers are being taught to do it all wrong."

A "here we go again" look came over Sulky's face. "Is there any empirical evidence to support that claim?"

"It's only a theory at this point. But I think this warrants further investigation."

"Mouldhair, I don't know how you can think anything they say is even remotely plausible. We can't go chasing after every tip you get from a group of socially maladjusted paranoid weirdos operating out of a minibus. And the blonde one really gives me the creeps. He reminds me of Garth from Wayne's World."

"There's something here Sulky… I just know information is being withheld from people looking to quit their day jobs and make big cash on eBay. And the Cigarette Smoking eBay Conspirator Man is behind it. First Kennedy! Then MLK! Watergate! Now eBay... Where does it end?" he shouted.

Sulky knew that there was no stopping her partner. Resigned to participate in another unauthorized investigation, she asked, "Where could we even begin? We'd have to do this quietly. You know there's nobody on eBay who we can trust."

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